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man throws computer out window

18 July, 2007 12:39

We have all been there.  Some hurl there computer through walls, out windows, or like myself most often gives it a good kick to show all the little witches living inside who is boss.

In Germany the police were called to an apartment complex with complaints of a loud crashing noise.  When they arrived, they found electronic monkey gadgetry spewed along the complex's parking lot.

The reason for the man plummeting the box out his window was frustration, enough said.  The police sympathized and all that was asked was the cleaning up of the once semi-functional pieces of the computer.

Just like the scene in Office Space where the gang of office gangstas destroyed the printer that gave them the most frustration, this man probably had all the right and reasonability to give the machine a whoop ass.  I know I have thought of it many times.  To be more precise, we have a high bluff not too far from my place in which I have imagined dropping what should be subserviant pieces of machinery down the side, hitting a few trees, and proving a point to the gadgetry gods.  Not even Dina would be able to save it from my wrath. 

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Main Entry: spew
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English spIwan; akin to Old High German spIwan to spit, Latin spuere, Greek ptyein intransitive verb
1 : VOMIT
2 : to come forth in a flood or gush
3 : to ooze out as if under pressure : EXUDE transitive verb
1 : VOMIT
2 : to send or cast forth with vigor or violence or in great quantity -- often used with out - spew-er noun
-- Merriam-Webster

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