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It is squirrel Thursday! - Squirrel Brains

09 December, 2010 15:33 CST6CDT

Squirrel brains are a regional delicacy in the Kentucky area.  However tasty, these squirrels may be carrying a human transferable form of Mad Cow Disease called Creutzfeldt-Jacob disease. All of the infected humans diagnosed (two legged creatures) had eaten squirrel brains.

 

Squirrel Brains

 

We must act now to eradicate any squirrels, or rather evil fur that carry this variant so as the locals of Kentucky may continue to divulge on an abundance of squirrel brains thus lowering the population of these dangerous animals.  No one should be afraid to kill a squirrel, so send in your squirrel brains today for testing.

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