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army squirrel from behind enemy lines

15 November, 2007 10:52 CST6CDT

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Man Offers Dead Squirrels for Sex

01 November, 2007 18:35 CST6CDT

 

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Spider Squirrel, undercover evilness

27 October, 2007 10:32 CST6CDT

Geeky funny and somewhat strange now has over 2000 pics!   http://myspew.com/pics/v/geek/ 
 

A year ago I was writing...

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Drunk Squirrel

18 October, 2007 11:59 CST6CDT

 

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the Uber-Peanut army defends all things not evil squirrel related

18 October, 2007 11:00 CST6CDT

Evil SquirrelBesides the 16 small countries these furry balls of evilness have a strong hold of, there mission to take over the world is being prevented partly because of the Uber-Peanut army which supports all things not evil squirrel related. 

For a while there it looked like the evil squirrels were winning, and then came the Orange-Peanut.

"Now, as you know (or at least I do) anything Orange (with a capitol O, that is) is magical. Now, in Orange Peanut, the O is most definitely capitol, so the logical conclusion is that Orange Peanut is magical, right? Of course it’s right! So, this Orange Peanut was a magical Super Peanut who rose to be the leader of the Peanut People and…um…uh…hmmm….*thinking of words*………laid the smack-down on those friggin’ Squirrels!"

After scientists, and a little help from cats, made the peanuts into super peanuts, ...

"After three long years working, his scientist devised a plan to make all the Peanut People into Super Peanuts; they painted the entire populace of Peanut City (for security reasons I can’t tell where that is-never trust anyone!) Orange and changed their name’s from Peanut People to Orange Peanut People (the city was also called Orange Peanut City). Now that all the Peanuts were magical, the easily kept the Squirrels at bay, but failed to defeat them because the Squirrels had gained a new ally; Brussels-Sprouts!

I know Brussels-Sprouts aren’t Orange, but they ARE magically EVIL! I mean, they stink, they taste bad, and they give you really bad gas! Can’t much more magically evil than that, can you?"

Suggested by this fearless army whom defend all things not evil squirrel related - if you ever see even a mildly evil squirrel, kill it!  The full and original resource for this post can be found here... 

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