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Are there squirrels in heaven?

02 August, 2007 19:15 CST6CDT

This site's literature asks the question, "are there squirrels in heaven"?  They give you food for thought and provoke a reasonable conclusion, "If there are squirrels in heaven, it's because angels have to eat, too."

Who IS the nice skwerl?

"Patriots, if such a white devil does exist, and we say it doesn't, but if it did, it would be just that: a maniacal chitterdemon from the abyss with slavering jowls, bloody red eyes, and a screech to wake the dead.

Who is this nice skwerl?But the pathetic skwerlhuggers at your door are insistent: if you do not accept the Nice Squirrel and the Gospel of Orthodox Skwerlhuggery, you will be hurled headlong into the Bottomless Flaming Pit of Perdition, there to dwell... forever.

Conversely, the Faithful will live in Glory in the Boundless Orchard of Delicious Nuts...
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Don't be tempted with promises of good health and fortune for those whom are persuaded to go the Skwerlhuggery way.

Random Thought : I have an eye on you critters, I have an eye on you...

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Patriot Elissa's warning about the dangers of squirrel world domination!

02 August, 2007 10:00 CST6CDT

A video warning about the dangers of squirrel world domination:

Patriot Elissa's [originating URL]...


Video Link

 

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Evil Squirrel Thursday

26 July, 2007 12:14 CST6CDT

Each Thursday I will try to present evidence of squirrel conspiracies and unfold the true nature of there social circle.

The Bushy Tailed Rat web site proves, with evidence, that all squirrels are indeed evil and gives pictorial representation for the reasons why.

IT IS MY BELIEF THAT ALL SQUIRRELS ARE EVIL.  I HAVE CREATED THIS PAGE TO WARN THE PUBLIC.  MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT SQUIRRELS ARE CUTE, BUT I HAVE FACTS THAT PROVE THEY ARE VERY DANGEROUS.  I HAVE NOT POSTED THIS TO SCARE, MY ONLY INTENTION IS TO INFORM AND WARN.

The picture above is featured on this site proving that while not cutely begging for scraps, the Bushy Tailed Rat is secretly involving themselves with alchohol and tobacco.  -- More to come next Thursday. 

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