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It is squirrel Thursday! - Jedi Squirrel Victorinox Pocket Knife

10 June, 2010 07:14 CST6CDT

Here is the situation.  You are a non-evil squirrel whom minds themselves good and works daily to diminish thought of evil.  The non-evil squirrel is approached by an evil Fur:

Evil Squirrel vs the Non-Evil-Squirrel

What tool gives this young non-evil Jedi squirrel his powers you might ask?  His solution was a Star Wars Victorinox Pocket Knife.

Star Wars Victorinox Pocket Knife"There is something deliciously wonderful about a Swiss-made pocket knife, with intergalactic designs, imported from Japan. Just sit and stew about that. And people say we haven't achieved world peace. Nay, GALACTIC PEACE. Nobody's blowing the Earth up with a Death Star, and maybe that's because we've learned that we all share a love of movies with aliens and scruffy nerfherders.

If a boring red Swiss Army Knife just didn't do it for you, these officially licensed LucasFilm collectible editions will! Darth Vader's knife is bold in black, red, and yellow as he ponders the destruction of planets (or perhaps why he needs a tray at the cantina). For the classic black & white crowd, the Stormtrooper knife features a gaggle of Vader's finest soldiers. Finally, there's a baby blue and white artistic rendition of R2-D2 and Mt. Fuji. Yes, Mr. Fuji. We don't know why either, which is why it's awesome." - [ThinkGeek]

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Random Thought : want more sleep!

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