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Great Squirrel Covenant of the Seventh Sacred Acorn

16 September, 2010 13:08 CST6CDT

In relationship to our [Squirrel Decoy], we have received the following transcript by means of a planted remote spy bug in which one of the Fur's belonging to the newly discovered Great Squirrel Covenant of the Seventh Sacred Acorn had ingested before our negotiations had failed:

Gentlemen, one of you standing here is an impostor. One of you has infiltrated and betrayed the trust of the Great Squirrel Covenant of the Seventh Sacred Acorn, and you all are aware of the punishment for treason in this order…

FLYING NINJA KICK TO THE FACE HIIIIIYAAAAAAH!

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Let us not be harsh on ourselves, us two legged creatures.  Our Squirrel Decoy was part success with the planted nut bug.  Because of this we discovered the leadership from whom evil takes commands from.

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Main Entry:   spew   Pronunciation:   \ˈspyü\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English spīwan; akin to Old High German spIwan to spit, Latin spuere, Greek ptyein   First Known Use: before 12th century

intransitive verb
  1. VOMIT
  2. to come forth in a flood or gush
  3. to ooze out as if under pressure : EXUDE
transitive verb
  1. VOMIT
  2. to send or cast forth with vigor or violence or in great quantity <a volcano spewing out ash> —often used with out —spew·er noun
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