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It is squirrel Thursday! - Squirrel Decoy

22 July, 2010 18:09

Our only hope to warm up to these evil squirrels and communicate our intentions for negotiation has failed.  We will be at war for many years, us two legged humans and these evil furs among us.

 

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It is squirrel Thursday! - The Fur Public Services

08 July, 2010 08:38

On bike or car, you may find yourself slowing for these evil squirrels quite often.  They seem not to take any care or attention to our needs of transportation taking their precious time crossing sidewalks and streets.

Now however we must attend to the needs of the Fur by abiding to public service signs by law, quite like the one below.  We must now slow down for all things evil, and all things evil may continue to humiliate our human race.

Squirrels - Slow Down!

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It is squirrel Thursday! - Jedi Squirrel Victorinox Pocket Knife

10 June, 2010 07:14

Here is the situation.  You are a non-evil squirrel whom minds themselves good and works daily to diminish thought of evil.  The non-evil squirrel is approached by an evil Fur:

Evil Squirrel vs the Non-Evil-Squirrel

What tool gives this young non-evil Jedi squirrel his powers you might ask?  His solution was a Star Wars Victorinox Pocket Knife.

Star Wars Victorinox Pocket Knife"There is something deliciously wonderful about a Swiss-made pocket knife, with intergalactic designs, imported from Japan. Just sit and stew about that. And people say we haven't achieved world peace. Nay, GALACTIC PEACE. Nobody's blowing the Earth up with a Death Star, and maybe that's because we've learned that we all share a love of movies with aliens and scruffy nerfherders.

If a boring red Swiss Army Knife just didn't do it for you, these officially licensed LucasFilm collectible editions will! Darth Vader's knife is bold in black, red, and yellow as he ponders the destruction of planets (or perhaps why he needs a tray at the cantina). For the classic black & white crowd, the Stormtrooper knife features a gaggle of Vader's finest soldiers. Finally, there's a baby blue and white artistic rendition of R2-D2 and Mt. Fuji. Yes, Mr. Fuji. We don't know why either, which is why it's awesome." - [ThinkGeek]

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Random Thought : want more sleep!

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Roller-coaster Squirrel

11 March, 2010 06:15

Photo: PAIt's a bird - no, it's a plane - no, it's a roller-coaster riding food stealing squirrel!

This Fur seems to get a kick out of a new roller-coaster at Alton Towers called Sonic Spinball.  He has been seen sneaking rides in the construction phase of the roller-coaster and during first time rider trials.

Being an evil Fur, it of course made it almost impossible to complete construction of this roller-coaster because of paw prints in wet paint, and hungry construction workers.

As of now, this Fur, called Sonic, is banned from riding.  He is kept away using non audible Fur deterrents.  A Fur is a Fur, so he will be sure to seak revenge possibly causing the coaster to stop while riders hang upside down.

source [Telegraph.co.uk]

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It is Squirrel Thursday! The rise of the Squirrel Army.

14 January, 2010 11:01


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Here stands a Fur member, segmented from the population yet destined for the rise of power and authority over all park benches that us humans are able to utilize.

Their statue is strong, as you can see, though their fall will be harsh and fast, if I have anything to do with this mess of a Fur.  Do not stand so proud, as small game hunting season will come shortly to us humans!

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