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It is Squirrel Thursday! - Evil Squirrel and His Cat

16 February, 2012 18:12 CST6CDT

Back there at his place late at night, when the owls congregate And the snakes sleep, when the trucks hit the spacers in the overpass And the storm drains cough up dust and cigarette filters purge like frogs at the side of the road Back there, down the gravel lane, down the dirt road Down some dust on the grass, past the pecan tree to the shadow With some bricks around it Back there, late at night, back there in the dark Back there in the dust, back there The dog burst into flame Anyhow, time went by, anyhow snap crackers and stone soup Walking on cornflakes and stopping blocks Anyhow, she went back to where the dog blew up She tried her luck, she went back, maybe she could paint the porch Maybe she could fix the roof, maybe she could build a roof She told him "you can't smoke cigars, though, I'm too damn frail" And he said "I won't" Then he lit a cigarette and dropped his hat He said, "It's OK, I have a cat"

Evil Squirrel Relaxation Treatment

[lyrics: Leo Kottke - Husbandry]

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It is Squirrel Thursday! - Evil Squirrel Takes Over New Jersey

21 April, 2011 16:01 CST6CDT

Evil Squirrel Takes Over New Jersey - Three years from this incident Kaos is not to be found described by both Fur and two legged as a blessing for Internet resources.  No funeral is expected for kaosboy13

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It is Squirrel Thursday! - Pictures in the lives of the Squirrel Army

17 March, 2011 00:00 CST6CDT

In one of the Evil Fur's fort for the Squirrel Army, a Squirrel General (name unknown) had given permission for one two-legged entrance into the base on a temporary basis to document with photos the daily, natural life of these evil squirrels both on and off duty.  Here are the photo results:

On entrance to the Squirrel Army Base, a photo was quickly taken of a spy squirrel before the Evil Fur changed location as to not be documented by two-legged resistance personnel.

Active Squirrels

A gang of Squirrels, or rather we should call them Evil Fur's from here on out, volunteered to be photographed while here on this one time permit into the fort by us two-legged creatures.

Active Squirrels

This gang of off duty Evil Fur's (Evil Squirrels) attempted to display superiority in poker over us humans (two-legged creatures), though the photographer was warned by the General Squirrel after the human broke a smile out.

Active Squirrels

Unknowingly by the Evil Fur's, this photo was taken of three Fur's in action, in plain sight, smack down in the middle of the base with countless passing by.

Active Squirrels

The photographer was given notice by the Squirrel/Evil Fur's army that the visit had been over-welcomed.  A poster was given to the brave journalist and was forced out of the overtaken park after a fierce bite from a drunken Fur.

Active Squirrels

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It is squirrel Thursday! - Evil Fur Kills Resistance

03 March, 2011 07:08 CST6CDT

Here in the Midwest squirrels and other Evil Fur have been hard to spot.  They have had many months this season to hide in dens planning the removal of all Two Legged creatures while binging on high quality nuts.

Squirrel JawUnfortunately during this winter, the squirrel army has abolished many of the Good Fur resistance, as shown in the picture: a squirrel jaw removed from a Good Fur by the Evil Fur resistance placed in plain view to make an example for all creatures, Good Fur and Two Legged alike, that their is only room for them in our parks and recreational areas.

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North American Squirrel Association (N.A.S.A.)

30 December, 2010 04:13 CST6CDT

 

North American Squirrel Association

 

The [North American Squirrel Association] (nasa) is an organizational group helping to support those that are physically challenged and our senior citizens enjoy the outdoor recreations we have in our communities.

This volunteer based organization helps those in need with access and resources for the following outdoor recreations: Fishing, Skiing, Bicycling, Hunting Large Game, Hunting Upland Game, Golf, and a growing number of additional outdoor sports and hobbies.

Formed in 2003, The North American Squirrel Association (nasa) is a non-profit organization that grew out of a desire to provide physically challenged and elderly members of our community with outdoor opportunities such as hunting and fishing.  Using donated funds and equipment from generous individuals and businesses in the Coulee Region, nasa has been able to provide such opportunities free of charge to those in need, all the while continuing to grow. - [N.A.S.A.]

Awards and Honors

2005-06 New Organization Of The Year Award
Presented by the La Crosse County Conservation Alliance, whose purpose is to provide a forum for La Crosse County conservation organizations that seek to promote sound management of natural resources for the benefit of people and wildlife.

2005-06 External Relations Outstanding Service Award
Presented by the Wisconsin DNR Disabled Advisory Council.  This category includes groups and sportsman groups who are involved in accessability projects, issues and events that serve to open the outdoors to the disabled.  Volunteer groups and granting foundations are recognized in this category for service, projects, or funding of a DNR project.

2006/07 Outstanding Project Award
Presented by the La Crosse County Conservation Alliance, whose purpose is to provide a forum for La Crosse County conservation organizations that seek to promote sound management of natural resources for the benefit of people and wildlife.

2006/07 Outstanding Volunteer Of The Year Award (Group)
Presented by the Coulee Region Volunteer Coordinators, who recognize the contributions volunteers in our community make that support the quality of life that sets the Coulee Region apart as a great place to live.  Without the commitment, time and support that these individuals bring to our area, many programs would be unable to accomplish as much as they do in our community.

The North American Squirrel Association is located in Holmen Wisconsin, an ideal area for small game squirrel hunting.  Help save humanity and support N.A.S.A. by volunteering to help our disabled and senior citizens hunt Evil Fur.

[http://www.nasasquirrel.org]

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