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microsoft.com network time-out amongst many other 3rd level domains I have tried to access

31 March, 2009 20:00

I can verify four hours prior to 19:00 CST..  the select few 3rd level domains I have tried also time out..  Also verified by secondary sources (I am sure this is all over the net right now, but post will be it here anyway).. Could all you slackers be out trying to mad patch at the last moment, or did the worm wiggle in Microsoft land?

microsoft patch d-day - March 31st, 2009

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Cheese Weasel Day - April 3rd

27 March, 2009 11:39

Cheese Weasel Day - April 3rdEach April 3rd, the Cheese Weasel -- and I'm not making this up -- visits every IT person on the planet and leaves a slice of cheese under his or her mouse. I suggest checking under yours...

"Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheese Weasel
He's not a silly bunny or a raindeer or a bird,
He's the Cheese Weasel
He's got a cute black tail
And tiny buck teeth
He doesn't bring fish, and he
Doesn't bring beef
So you'd better be good if you wanna get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel."

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Evil Technology Squirrel now Dead - Caught causing havoc with my home computer network.

19 March, 2009 08:06

Evil Technology SquirrelThe fur's have caught on to me.  They know I have been posting there evil doings for quite some time and have now infatuated my home.

Two LCD monitors and a couple knawed on cat-5 cables later, I was able to obtain a picture of this evil fur - now dead and hanging on my wall...

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South Park in "Mac vs. PC vs. Linux"

12 March, 2009 12:55

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even now with 5 year olds playing video games to train for the apocalypse, I am still able to take 22 of them out in a fight

09 March, 2009 19:22

Whomever Rich and this crazy hecker Blog person is questioning their fighting skills against five year old kids, I could not help but join them in this quiz as I was curious myself, only after reading the post of course.  Though I had never asked this question of myself, I now know I can take 22 5 year old kids out in a fight without a problem..

22 - the number of 5 year olds I could fight in a fight = 22

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