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hear a woman moan your IP address

23 August, 2007 14:34

I bet you were just thinking how sexy it would be for a woman to moan your current IP address, were you not?

To ease your mind and relieve its frustrations, visit here for just what you were looking for.

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Anti Squirrel? Visit the ASC

23 August, 2007 13:09

 Anti Squirrel Coaltion (ASC)

"The squirrels are taking over! They are everywhere. You have seen them in your yards, under your cars( chewing the brake cables no doubt ), and in the government! Who will save the world from this abomination? The ASC and its many allies. Our Kentucky Chapter(now the national HQ) has fought the bushytail for some time now. We are SLM. Our job is to put the bushytail and his children under the knife to let him know that his seed is truly dead."

A year ago I was writing:

Some random sites of interest.

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N.A.D.S - North American Defense against Squirrels

16 August, 2007 15:48

The North American Defense against Squirrels web site provides resources and literature explaining the motivation (world domination and human enslavement), and first hand encounters and tactics to prevent squirrel / human devastation.

The goal of N.A.D.S (North American Defense against Squirrels) is to educate the population of the potential devestation squirrels are capable of and to uncover their plot for global domination, while continuing to push the envelope in ground breaking anti-squirrel tactics.

N.A.D.S was founded in 2002 by two fearless squirrel fighters, Pad and Dap. ** Since then Pad and Dap have dedicated much of their time researching the harmful intent of squirrels and their allies. The North American Defense Against Squirrels website came to life a year later.

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gnome panel options on a per workspace basis

10 August, 2007 03:20

Wow, I didn't quite realize how insanely neurotic Gnome's configuration system is.  All I wanted to do was disable a panel for one specific workspace.  If this is a totally incorporable option with metacity, please let me know.

Not knowing anything about Gnome configuration hierarchy in terms of replacing previously defined variables, I attempted to make the change using metacity's workspace names, and a separate schematic for the particular 'name' of the workspace.  That was a no go.

Please, to all whom read this, give the guy with no Gnome GOD powers or senses an easy way to do what I want to accomplish.  What I have learned about this desktop environment, is that the squirrels were possibly involved.

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Squirrels are being disguised as rabbits in hopes to be adopted by kind hearted families.

09 August, 2007 15:44

The squirrels know they have not tricked the entire population of this earth to the deceptiveness of being cute.

Now they are disguising themselves as rabbits, and from there plan to mount a threat to humans.

This Blog post details their evil doings with pictures and suggestions if you run into one of these creatures. 

Evil Squirrel Disguised as a Rabbit

A year ago I was writing:

Thomas Jefferies

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