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black Friday

31 October, 2006 11:55

Black Friday is almost upon us. Thank the monkeys I am no longer in sales.

The thought of the day irks me in a way I can not describe. Once in a while I will wake up in panic from a black Friday nightmare.

Anyone whom has been in retail sales knows what I am talking about. This day is the evil of all that is evil.

For those whom are shoppers, count your blessings. For you have probably had thought of murder on yourself.

So on this day, notice blunt hard objects around your location, and be extra nice to the cheerful sales rep helping you purchase that ever so important item...

Random Thought : Happy Halloween!

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Ted Nugent explodes at the University of Wisconsin Memorial Union

26 October, 2006 09:29

Yesterday a Vietnam veteran confronted Ted for dodging the draft by shitting his shorts shortly before his draft physical.

After stating to Ted that his views were just a tad different than his, he replied "how so?". The veteran continued and said, "Whereas you urinated and defecated your pants to avoid duty to your country, I think you're a tratorous coward".

After several more spoken opinions, Ted Nugent hollered "FUCK YOU!"

The microphone was quickly shut off and he was escorted out of the theatre.

Random Thought : Hmm, RANDOM THOUGHT.

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new spewage

23 October, 2006 16:44

The spew is looking a little better, in my humble opinion. I kinda got bored with the tan and grey look, so I added some blue and green spewage along with a new layout...

Random Thought : I got me some lucky charms!

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POGO blackjack dealer is a thief!

21 October, 2006 19:21

POGO.com, put it away and give me a break! Really, what are the odds that your blackjack dealer will get a 20 or blackjack 90% of the time?

It not matter if you bet 50 or 250 tokens, the dealer is cheating you out of you hard earned rewards. I quickly lost almost 10,000 tokens in the last couple days.

This could be a sign (the second sign) that I am no good at this game, but probability, luck of the draw, and the so called random shuffling of the cards, leads be to believe I am one hell of a blackjack dealer, and the table is trying to rip me off.

I shit you not, give it a try... don't go crying to the cyber token bank, or whatever the hell you want to call it. Bullshit.

Random Thought : How many other people use a SwissTool to cut their cheese?

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nano gets sizzled...

21 October, 2006 16:18

I know this is NOT a video of a couple immature kids with too much money.. they are just as pissed as I am about the lack of an integrated FM tuner.. that's all it is...

I do not condone this waist... however, it was way cool watching it get fried!

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Random Thought : Listening to Bela Fleck - Hidden Land CD.. it is a must buy!

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