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[gizmodo] [product page]

Apple tries to market the IPOD to extraterestrials

Alright, this whole IPOD thing is getting a little absurd. The whole idea was exciting and interesting when the IPOD first appeared on the market. Each new generation of the device excited me also.

Now, however, I am getting a little sick of the whole buzz around, and what is becoming, a cult of sorts. I don't mean to be so harsh, but I can't make it through a day without hearing or seeing something related to the media player.

So seeing this post on Gizmodo, I am hung in disbelief. Most people will find the idea of seeing the Apple fuzz from the depths of space interesting, but the idea in its entire sense makes me rather tired, and unimpressed. In fact, it somewhat angers me.

This is a candidate for the Bullshit tag. Thumbs down to your use of resources and marketing tactics Apple. I hope the aliens don't take a look, and fly the other way.

nano circuit, or nano engineer?

This is just amazing. Engineers were able to create a 50Mhz circuit, 18 micrometers, on a single carbon nanotube.

It boggles me to even try to imagine a 12 circuit structure on not even a fith of the width of a human hair.

I think they mastered the shrinkage machine. Boss, I shrunk the engineer! How else? Just kidding, but it is an incredible accomplishment non-the-less. [digg]

the oils are here

My store is slowly coming along. I can see why they release an API for the web based configuration manager. It is one of the most feature rich, yet complicated applications for the sales of products on the net that I have come across. However, since installing it, I have been learning and discovering that this is the right application for my needs and for my ability to use it as such.

Today I received my order of essential oils to start out this free-lance project. 5 pounds of oils total.

Before I sell these oils, in 5ml batches, my to-do list includes:

• Refine the on-line store
• Obtain a labeling application
• Order the bottles (found an excellent source)
• And finally figure out the legality and responsibilities for the distribution of the products.

how to make a bad website

Here is an example of a bad website. Although I have seen one or two that are worse, this comes pretty close to cutting the cheese.