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Gummy Bears - Damn gummiberry juice!

01 February, 2006 20:34 CST6CDT

Disney - TV Theme - Gummy Bears.mp3

Dashing and daring
Courageous and caring
Faithful and friendly
With stories to share
All through the forest
They sing out in chorus
Marching along
As their song fills the air

CHORUS:
Gummi Bears
Bouncing here and there and everywhere
High adventure that's beyond compare
They are the Gummi Bears

Magic and mystery
Are part of their history
Along with the secret
Of gummiberry juice
Their legend is growing
They take pride in knowing
They'll fight for what's right
In whatever they do

CHORUS

(Repeat first verse)

CHORUS

Gummi Bears
When a friend's in danger they'll be there
Lives and legends that we all can share
They are the Gummi Bears
They are the Gummi Bears
They are the Gummi Bears!

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Walmart movie, reminds me of something - my Best Buy experience

28 January, 2006 15:23 CST6CDT

Best Buy in relationship to social deficiencies, is that of third world child prostitution rings. Best Buy in relationship to corporate responsibility, is that too Sony's blatant attempt at a root kit. In no way is the company satisfying the responsibility of using resources to better there employees, customers, or the corporation themselves. They suck the money out of consumers, the life out of employees, and take these necessities and invest in communistic social structures such as employee moral exercises, and insurance for customer purchased merchandise. Rather than create a friendly environment for everyone, they are creating community drones that cycle into work related depression and consumer satisfaction woos.

Walk into any Best Buy and you are immediately greeted by the service counter with a line of unhappy customers using there rights to the insurance of there purchased product. In a Walmart type fashion they are responded with amendments; in return respond in frustration. Employee drones of Best Buy manipulation camps, those that are in a hypnotic state of a sick psychological and social structure mapped out by corporate Best Buy employed social science majors, spread the joy they take home from work. Broken relationships, debts, and abnormal mental diagnosis's reminds me of the monopolistic Walmart corporation.

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How to Survive a Robot Uprising

25 January, 2006 09:04 CST6CDT

Bruce Schneier listed a few ways to survive a robot uprising.

One of the ideas, "use uncommon words to suss out robots on the phone. robots do not know how pronounce supercalifragilisticexpealidocious".

Listed were several other possibilities, such as "choose a complex environment. waterfalls, street traffic, and places with lots of ambient noise confuse the robots", but this, and the others are not necessary givin the first provision.

Here is what you do: make a diplomatic phone call to the robot world mentor. Start an intelectual conversating convincing them of your surrender on there logical conditions (that will get there gears spinning and there lights glowing). Then all of a sudden start using really large words, such as supercalifragilisticexpealidocious. This will confuse the central robot unit, which in turn will compell him to repeat the word in asking the question "why did you say supercalifragilisticexpealidocious?". As we all know, they can not pronounce this and will have to spell it out letter by letter. Before the robot mentor finishes the word, continue asking questions and making statements with several sylabil words. After several questions and comments of that magnitude, the robot will still be working on de-compiling supercalifragilisticexpealidocious.

Now, this is the key, tape the entire conversation and play it in a loop. There is not enough robo-flops in the world that would help these tin machines. Using there robo proprietary bubble technology, they will continue to sift through the information in an endless and deadly loop of error.

Next, rid the world of all robo technology and exterminate the evil monkeys that live only to be served by robo technology.

Case closed, problem solved.

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bBlog has been fired, LifeType gets a promotion

24 January, 2006 17:51 CST6CDT

I fired bBlog for it's lack of feature updates, commitment, and enthusiasm for a project that started in such smooth style that I had to jump on the wagon.


I fell off the wagon and now I have to pick up the apples and attempt to get my blog entries switched over to the new database.

I decieded on LifeType. I hope, oh man I wish, they will stick with there goals and provide updates and cool new features that makes the world go around.

So far, so good. I love the features and the interface, and I managed to get my tempelate converted over from bBlog. It wasn't as painfull as I was thinking it may be.

So in any case, I am here from scratch again. The pictures are still there - have at em'.

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