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burglar takes advantage of the amenities

10 February, 2006 12:10

It was just another day in the life of a theif for this West Bend Wisconsin man.

Being a casual man, and a person of a relaxed and layed back caliber, the burglar sat down to eat a meal, take a shower, watch a little TV, and check his e-mail. He truely made himself at home

Acting a little like a mall rat, he browsed through the owner's clothes, then tried on a few to see if it suited his style.

However, he was not quite a smooth operator as one may think. After checking his Yahoo! Mail, he took no attempt to log out. Coming home, they found the computer signed into his account.

Here is an excerpt from the La Crosse Tribune:

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Lori Menzel of the town of Kewaskum said the burglar left his Yahoo account open after checking his personal e-mail on the computer at her home.

``He never logged out,'' she said, adding: ``He made himself at home here. He spent some time in our bedroom trying on my husband's clothes. I could tell he went through some of my clothes.''

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Main Entry: spew
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English spIwan; akin to Old High German spIwan to spit, Latin spuere, Greek ptyein intransitive verb
1 : VOMIT
2 : to come forth in a flood or gush
3 : to ooze out as if under pressure : EXUDE transitive verb
1 : VOMIT
2 : to send or cast forth with vigor or violence or in great quantity -- often used with out - spew-er noun
-- Merriam-Webster

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