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woman wow wear - D sized liquor holding male enlightenment

08 March, 2007 14:08

Not every female holds the fruits of D cup breasts.  In such a case, why not turn the less productive sized organs into something magical and useful, beer breasts.

Many of you have seen the likes of the beer tummy.  Now you can't say the idea is sexist, because here the male dream, in all it's perverted tastes, comes to light as a device, worn on the breasts, that holds any liquid of choice - the fruits of all that is D sized.  You can now sip vodka right from the source.  As if the damn things weren't intoxicating as is, you can now sip pure 80 proof spirits from 'em.

Damn, it's another 'why didn't I think of that' masterpiece of woman wow wear. 

A year ago I was writing:

hairy lobster with a side salad

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Main Entry: spew
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English spIwan; akin to Old High German spIwan to spit, Latin spuere, Greek ptyein intransitive verb
1 : VOMIT
2 : to come forth in a flood or gush
3 : to ooze out as if under pressure : EXUDE transitive verb
1 : VOMIT
2 : to send or cast forth with vigor or violence or in great quantity -- often used with out - spew-er noun
-- Merriam-Webster

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