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Cafe Spew

05 August, 2006 17:59

So living in a city where caffein is a preference of liquid for many people through out the day, finding perfected coffee is not a hard task at all.

Yesterday morning I woke up rather early, before the cafe's opened, and the alternatives - Mc Donalds, Burger King. I was stuck with with what I thought would be good old folgers from a local gas station. Although Mc Donalds hasn't opened yet, I made a few taps on the window hoping someone would save my soul. Don't get me wrong, fast food coffee isn't the gourmet coffee I would have appreciated that early in the morning, but at the same time I was hoping the early morning employees would see my pain and come to my rescue. Unfortunantly they flashed six with their fingers.

I quickly moved on in my quest to obtain nourishment and did my bad - filled up at the gas station. Wow I thought, the cup pointed out to me that I was streaming, what looked like dusty tap water, gourmet coffee. It also pointed out that this was a specialty coffee bar, giving me three choices: regular, regular, and decaf.

What is the point of this rant? Well, the coffee did not agree with me. The "Cafe Gourmet Specialty Coffe Bar" let me down, spew flowing from all points of exit. Lesson learned: don't be a cheap fuck - buy 10 pounds of folgers and suck it down like a man, it's not schnaps, and it will not come back up.

Random Thought : I wish I had a banana.. My monkey tells me it contains potasium...

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Main Entry: spew

Pronunciation: \ˈspyü\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English spīwan; akin to Old High German spIwan to spit, Latin spuere, Greek ptyein intransitive verb
Date: before 12th century
  1. VOMIT
  2. to come forth in a flood or gush
  3. to ooze out as if under pressure : EXUDE
transitive verb
  1. VOMIT
  2. to send or cast forth with vigor or violence or in great quantity <a volcano spewing out ash> —often used with out —spew·er noun
- [edited source] Merriam-Webster
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