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Black Friday, one year ago - still stands for today!

23 November, 2007 12:56

[my spew from last year]

Black Friday is almost upon us. Thank the monkeys I am no longer in sales.

The thought of the day irks me in a way I can not describe. Once in a while I will wake up in panic from a black Friday nightmare.

Anyone whom has been in retail sales knows what I am talking about. This day is the evil of all that is evil.

For those whom are shoppers, count your blessings. For you have probably had thought of murder on yourself.

So on this day, notice blunt hard objects around your location, and be extra nice to the cheerful sales rep helping you purchase that ever so important item... 

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Main Entry: spew
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English spIwan; akin to Old High German spIwan to spit, Latin spuere, Greek ptyein intransitive verb
1 : VOMIT
2 : to come forth in a flood or gush
3 : to ooze out as if under pressure : EXUDE transitive verb
1 : VOMIT
2 : to send or cast forth with vigor or violence or in great quantity -- often used with out - spew-er noun
-- Merriam-Webster

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